Bastion is beautiful

If you haven’t played Bastion yet, stop what you’re doing right now. Seriously. Drop it, and go play this beautiful downloadable game.

Mass Effect multiplayer: Surprisingly not awful!

I've been spending a lot, a lot, of time with the ME3 multiplayer demo. The title may sound like faint praise-- "It's not the complete shit-show that I expected"-- but the reality is that it's quite good, and I am super-psyched to play more when the full game drops this week. Psyched enough, in fact, to bring my blog out of hibernation so I can convince other people to play with me.

Halo Night Carnage Report: Holograms FTW!

Another solid outing this weekend, even though Dize couldn't join us. Hey Dize, next time you have a choice between solidifying your career and playing Halo with a bunch of rotten assholes, maybe next time try not to be so responsible, eh?

Our stalwarts of Vehicle King and Shotty Snipers made multiple showings, as well as Slayer and Rockets on the classics of yesteryear, Beaver Creek and Lockout. Infection led to some hilarious moments, and we found a new favorite armor ability for Hammers on Sword Base. Jet Packs are so last season; Hologram is the new black.

RPG Special: ExpectingCorky gets so amped up with the Rocket Launcher, he blows a hole straight through my chest.

Halo Night Carnage Report: The Original Kings of Pwnage

A big Halo Night deserves a big update. We had a pretty solid outing, with plenty of old favorites mixed with a few new experiments. We started off with a return to Beaver Creek, followed by a couple rounds of hammery goodness, and a quick foray into Banshee Race. Our old Blood Gulch standards, Shotty Snipers and Vehicle King, both made solid showings, with an amazing Tank vs. Gravity Hammer duel in the latter. Powerhouse was home to a couple trial runs-- Dan's favorite gametype, Headhunter, and a team game of Stockpile, which turned out to be pretty fun despite only having 5 players. We rounded things out with a game of Haloball Xtreme, and what turned out to be the highlight of the night: Infection on Countdown. All of Graham's fancy Latin phrases were no match for the undead hordes.

But before we get to the screenshots, a few of us (by which I mean Dan) seem to be having problems with proper headset operation. Here's a quick, easy-to-understand guide:

I hope that clears a few things up. I know it can be confusing. Just remember guys, if no one is eviscerating your awful jokes, they probably can't hear you. That, or they're playing an elaborate (and hilarious) prank.

And now, on to the pics....

Halo Night Carnage Report: Raaaaaaaaaaiiiiiin

Big thanks to Graham for getting photos from last week's Halo Night.

Amateur Surgeon: I root around for an extra kidney in Rainman 082's thorax.

Halo Night Carnage Report: The Corky Kills Noah Edition

Another good night of Halo this week, even if Graham decided he had more important things to do. However, he was kind enough to log onto his Xbox without actually joining the game, leaving us to spam him with  invites and wonder why he doesn't love us anymore. Is it because we've gained weight? Or have you been seeing Call of Duty behind our backs?! You cheating bastard!

Anyways, last time there were complaints that I didn't include enough shots of ExpectingCorky killing me in the Carnage Report. Well, customer service is my middle name. (Actually it's Hiatt, but "Customer Service" really does sound better.)

Sniped!

Halo Night Carnage Report: The Returnening

Halo Night made a glorious ignominious return to Blood Gulch this weekend. A few "highlights"....

First, joe buzzkill forgets which side the driver's seat is on.